Monday, July 28, 2008

E.A.R.
the Forum, London
Melody Maker, April 2nd 1994

by Simon Reynolds




E.A.R.
Beyond the Pale
Village Voice, April 2nd 1996

by Simon Reynolds




typo alert -- "every strand of sound is utterly intermingled and distinct" should be "every strand of sound is utterly intermingled and indistinct"

these reissues in honour of Kevin #1's return to live action and Kevin #2's new record

Saturday, July 26, 2008

MARK STEWART
Mark Stewart
(Mute)
Melody Maker, autumn 1987

by Simon Reynolds




typo alert: "mindlamp" should be mindclamp
typo alert: "nothing hangs in this music" should be "nothing hangs together in this music"

MARK STEWART
Melody Maker, November 21st 1987

by Simon Reynolds





in honour of Mark Stewart's first album for twelve years, Edit, and the documentary ON/OFF - Mark Stewart by T√łni Schifer

Thursday, July 24, 2008

THAT PETROL EMOTION
Town and Country Club, London
Melody Maker, 1988

by Simon Reynolds




Wednesday, July 23, 2008


MARC ALMOND
The Stars We Are
Melody Maker, 1988


by Simon Reynolds


Can we trust Marc Almond? I don't know if we can trust someone who uses the word "I" so often - in 1988, the year of the eclipse of the self. Is he really the man, as he so incessantly claims, to take us to the borders of experience
("I'll take your heart to limit", he promises), or lure us to our doom in the "labyrinth of hopes and fears" that is his soul?

Marc Almond seems a little too happy in his abundant awareness that he's one crazily mixed up kid. His ideas about himself are just a little too collected. And he's far too confident that we all share his fascination with himself. Is he really that uncomfortable with himself and the world? His work smacks more of of self-possession, than of a soul possessed or dispossessed.

Of course, there's still a place for autobiography, or storytellers who use the first person singular - Nick Cave springs immediately to mind. But in 1988, the real "heroes" are on a suicide mission. They are vanquished by, and vanish into, some Other - whether it's the Loved One, or the blue Beyond, or some irretrievable, halcyon memory of continuum at the mother's breast. Guy Chadwick, A.R. Kane, My Bloody Valentine... they want to gaze, not be gazed upon; they disappear, rather than dramatise themselves in the spotlight, centre stage.

And so the production style of the moment is the Haze, where the voice blends and bleeds into the sound. Almond, revealingly, chooses to ape the production of Sixties
"entertainment music", where the voice is mixed upfront and diction crystal clear. Every painfully ill-fashioned word (random extract: "in my hand/like grains of sand/a thousand million moments of emotion") is pushed to the fore of our
consciousness.

The cabaret idea is to give pain poise, even grandeur. The models are Scott Walker, Gene Pitney (there's a cover of his "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"), Piaf, perhaps Tim Rose. Almond doesn't realise that the broken, beaten or deficient voice actaully communicates more these days (Vini Reilly, Band Of Holy Joy, The Valentines). He's even, finally, learnt to sing "properly". Like his lyrics, his
vocalisation is outre: what we get are the hallowed mannerisms of passion. It's over-demonstrative, full-bodied, plummy.

His words have always been prosaic, never quite purple or baroque enough. What inflamed them was his singing, that bruise of a voice. What was great about Almond was the way his voice didn't flow: it was the grain (the body's resistance to the voice) that gave his songs their special, glowering intensity. But The Stars We Are contains Almond's most controlled performances, and that sense of hysteria, of something being torn from the body, has gone.

As for the "classicism" of the arrangements, for all the wide-screen, windswept tumult of strings, horns, tympani and grand piano, this music isn't quite lush or flushed enough. It sounds a little cut-price, some-expense-spared. Almond's
ambitions fall short in much the same way that The Associates' Perhaps wasn't the passionade it could have been. Only "Your Kisses Burn", with its kettle-drum calvacade and Nico's frost-bite hauteur, is truly grandiose. The Stars We Are fails because you can't get that Scott Walkers feel in modern studios (you need compressors etc). But neither is it as dignified a rapprochement with modern technology as Walker's recent Climate Of Hunter, or as radical a deconstruction of orchestral pop as Skin's brilliant Shame, Humility and Revenge. Instead, what we get is faintly fetching, period drama. Hommage.

Almond's confession rise a little too easily to the surface: there's no sense of a violent unblocking. He's neither a consumptive nor a self-exorcist, but a product of
this century's incitement to self-analysis. We live in a therapeutic, counselling culture, where we're urged to a constant interrogation of ourselves, in order to penetrate the essence of our being. Madness, perversion, criminality, aberration, are no longer considered pathological, but as something within us all, and possibly the founding truth and mainspring of our identity. We're encouraged to gather more and more data about ourselves, and then reveal it the caring "experts". This
neurotic drive to self-probing and public baring has in the past driven Almond to the extreme of writing an anthem to masturbation, "Mother Fist". But some forms of self-knowledge are just banal, and Almond's writing reminds me more of the
current spate of singer-songwriters, or Cosmo-consciousness, than the haunted, hunted men he evidently admires -- the black, bitter solitiude of Scott Walker, Tim Rose's terrible burden of shame.

His work is like some exhaustive, protracted and public diary, all bald depiction and naff fantasy ("She Stole My Soul In Istanbul"!). The insatiable quest for self-knowledge that can drive someone to rewrite a diary from two years back, in order to include the insights of hindsight, can be touching in a friend. Certainly, it's better than being in poor contact with your heart of hearts. But is Almond's
relentless self-scrutiny turning up anything worth bringing to public attention? I fear not.

He was immensely special for a time, up to and including "Soul Inside", if for nothing more than his capacity for being embarrassing. And he's still an endearing presence. But what's likeable is his "innocence". He never seems borne under by the experiences he's (apparently) had, never sounds as though he's seen too much, or can't live with himself. It's this halo of ingenuousness that's the flaw in his art.

Like that other charming man, Morrissey, it could be that the seam of his troubled self is exhausted. But he's one of our last characters, you cry! Hmmm. Certainly, Marc Almond- like Julian Cope, Jobson, and all those other never-wozzers - makes the journalist's job easy. Just get them onto their favourite subject, and they're off, and you can put up your feet. I distrust those who fete the Last Eccentrics, in the same way I distrust people who say they only read biographies: people who subscribe to the Great Man theory of history, invariably secretly reckon themselves to be Great Men too. 1988 is the year of "the end of me", and poor old Marc Almond -I think we can strike him off our agenda of bliss.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

PUBLIC IMAGE LTD
Happy?
Melody Maker, September 1987

by Simon Reynolds


THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS
All of This and Nothing: The Best of the Psychedelic Furs
Melody Maker, 1988

by Simon Reynolds


Friday, July 18, 2008

ach, enough of this "fragrant" bollocks






















FAITH NO MORE
Angel Dust
Melody Maker, June 1992

by Simon Reynolds

Thursday, July 17, 2008

LUSH
Scar
Melody Maker, autumn 1989

by Simon Reynolds


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

SPACEMEN 3
Melody Maker, July 15th 1989

by Simon Reynolds






photo taken at the ruined synagogue at the bottom of Effra Road, the street where I lived in Brixton

typo alert #1; "sun blick" should be "sun blink"

SPACEMEN 3
Sound of Confusion (re-release)
(Fire)
Melody Maker, 1990?

by Simon Reynolds





typo alert #2: "TV Girl" should be "TV Eye" of bleedin course!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

SPIRITUALIZED
Melody Maker, June 16th 1990

by Simon Reynolds







SPIRITUALIZED
Lazer Guided Melodies
(Dedicated)
Melody Maker, March 12th 1992

by Simon Reynolds


Monday, July 14, 2008

COCTEAU TWINS / MAZZY STAR
Beacon Theater, New York
Melody Maker, 1990

by Simon Reynolds





typo alert -- "foyer art" should be "cover art"

Sunday, July 13, 2008

and that brings Arsequake Week to a close

next up -- something rather more fragrant

Saturday, July 12, 2008

BUTTHOLE SURFERS
Hammersmith Clarendon, London
Melody Maker, May 10th 1986

by Simon Reynolds




BUTTHOLE SURFERS
Hairway To Steven
Melody Maker, 1988

by Simon Reynolds





BUTTHOLE SURFERS
Brixton Academy, London
Melody Maker, late 1988

by Simon Reynolds




BUTTHOLE SURFERS
Widowmaker EP
Single of the Week, Singles Column, Melody Maker October 28th 1989

by Simon Reynolds




PAUL LEARY
The History of Dogs
Melody Maker, April 13th 1991

by Simon Reynolds





more Buttholes writing -- the interviews -- here

Friday, July 11, 2008

VARIOUS ARTISTS
Grindcrusher - The Ultimate Earache
(Earache)
Melody Maker, 1991

by Simon Reynolds



TERMINAL CHEESECAKE
Angels In Pigtails
(Pathological)
Melody Maker, 1990

by Simon Reynolds



Thursday, July 10, 2008

PRONG
ULU, London
Melody Maker, early 1989 (?)

by Simon Reynolds


OXBOW
Fuckfest
Melody Maker, 1990 (?)

by Simon Reynolds


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

OXBOW / TERMINAL CHEESECAKE / GOD
Union Tavern, London
Melody Maker, 1990?

by Simon Reynolds


GODFLESH
Streetcleaner
Melody Maker, 1989

by Simon Reynolds





GODFLESH
Godflesh
Melody Maker, 1990

by Simon Reynolds


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

TAD
God's Balls
(Sub Pop)
Melody Maker, early 1989

by Simon Reynolds


Monday, July 7, 2008

GORE
Mean Man's Dream
Melody Maker, 1987

by Simon Reynolds





GORE / MDMA
Fulham Greyhound, London
Melody Maker, 1988

by Simon Reynolds




SAINT VITUS
Born Too Late
(SST)
Melody Maker, early 1988

by Simon Reynolds






THE TELESCOPES, the Falcon, London
Melody Maker, 1989

by Simon Reynolds



WALKING SEEDS, Mean Fiddler, London
Melody Maker, January 28th 1989

by Simon Reynolds



Sunday, July 6, 2008

BUTTHOLE SURFERS, interview
Melody Maker, August 22nd 1987

by Simon Reynolds







BUTTHOLE SURFERS, interview
Melody Maker, December 8th, 1990)

by Simon Reynolds


After over a year of silence, the Butthole Surfers have re-emerged only to suffer the indignity of being topical. With uncanny punctuality, their cover of "Hurdy Gurdy Man" coincides with the current Donovan revival (an upshot almost as bizarre as the rehabilitation of The Carpenters earlier this year).

"Isn't it horrible?" says Gibby Haynes, on the phone from Texas. "We had no idea that Donovan had suddenly become hip. See, we've been playing that song live for years and years."

The original "Hurdy Gurdy" was weird enough in its own right, and the Buttholes have only marginally increased its queasiness by putting a stomach-turning wobble in Gibby's vocal. Still, it's strangely appropriate that the Buttholes should be the Happy Mondays' accomplices in rehabilitating the twee troubadour of flower power. There's a case for saying that the Mondays are the nearest the UK has to a group like Butthole Surfers. Both groups have trailblazed the return to frying your brain with hallucinogens. And both groups' "art" consists of a torrential outpour of plagiarised and pastiched fragments of pop history, media flotsam and jetsam: a regurgitation of all the cultural garbage that's been shoved down their throats.

"I don't know too much about Happy Mondays or the Manchester thing," says Gibby. "We played there once and they hated us. Kathleen stood on her head for three songs. The promoter said se couldn't come back."

In fact, the Buttholes have been disconnected front the state of pop for over two years. Since 1988's Hairway to Steven they've been lying low in Texas. Gibby has been absorbed by his obsession with video technology and computer graphics, one byproduct of which has been the perverse, rubberised images on the cover of last year's Widowermaker EP, and the garbled, gurning faces on the cover of the new single.

"Hurdy Gurdy Man" (the song refers to a folkloric figure from ye olde rural England) hinted that the forthcoming Buttholes album might be the full flowering of the penchant for pastoralism displayed on Hairway. In fact, it's a grab bag, the Buttholes indulging all their disparate whims, and too often aiming to titillate rather than disorientate. On the plus side, "Barking Dogs" and "Blind Man" reprise the gastric/cosmic turbulence of "22 Going On 23" and "Jimmy", with guitarist Paul Leary scaling his usual Foustian heights. On the whole, though, there's far too much emphasis on pastiche. "No, I'm An Iron Man" pointlessly parodies The Jesus And Mary Chain, "Golden Showers" is southern fried boogie in the style of ZZ Top or Foghat ("A cool band, they were the model for Spinal Tap") and "Lonesome Bulldog (Parts 1-4)" spoofs, "The kind of MOR C&W you'd buy at a truckstop cassette stand, like Red Sovine."

Is there no form of cultural effluent that you can't wrest some amusement from?

"I do appreciate just about anything," admits Gibby. "I don't go as far as those people who have videotapes of their favourite TV commercials. I don't go looking for weird shit, but it seems like it comes for me. There's always stuff that never seems to cease to amaze and amuse. Like, for instance, I'm out in our front yard now, and I'm looking at where deer graze at night. In fact, I'm looking at a pile of deer droppings. And recently there's been these incidents where stray deer have been attacking people. It's the rutting season and they're kind of aggressive. Three building workers were attacked by some stags. Then there was a 65-year-old man who was collecting bottle tops from the roadside and a deer gored him. Another story I read in the local paper was about this dog that got hit by a car. His owners buried him. A couple of days later the dog dug himself out. He'd been in a coma. So the stories crop up continually. The lyrics are almost 100 per cent derived from this kind of material."

One beneficial result of the Buttholes' two year furlough is the long-awaited fruition of Gibby and bassist Jeff Pinkus' sideline project, The Jackofficers. The LP Digital Dump is a surprisingly convincing (but naturally thoroughly off-kilter) foray into dance music.

"It's Tex-house," explains Gibby. "It's kinda like Acid House if you'd never heard the music, but were inspired by the term. I'm not particularly into dance music. I useta be into disco when I was in high school, but I'm not up on the current dance scene. It's taking off over here. Every town has a couple of clubs full of kids with weird haircuts dancing to industrial music. But there's nothing like the UK's rave scene over here. It's a shame, I've always wanted to go to one of those huge dance parties out in the country. I guess it's shaping up as the Nineties version of psychedelia. But somehow I cant' see a weird social revolution basing itself around synthesiser music. The way I'd like to go is further into psychedelic atmospherics and ambience. I've been into space music for a long while."

"The album is basically a load of jacking off," continues Jeff. "The working method was to sit in my bedroom playing with samplers, and most of all, make sure I changed my weed as often as possible. If I smoke too much of one kind, I get immune to the effect. So we'd rig up the technology to get weird effects and then take it to the studio. There's no end to the games you can play with technology.

"Jackofficers is a pretty mindless project. It's kind of training in getting new effects. I'm not especially into dance music. I was really surprised at how easy it is to make a dance track. I call it 'bong-House' because I listen to it when I'm doing bong hits. Hold on a second, I just want to turn the video on - there's a documentary about his guy called Richard Speck who killed eight nurses."

Gibby and Jeff are speaking to me from the porch of the domicile they share with their two dogs. "It was the dog's birthday yesterday," adds Jeff, apropos of nothing. "We barbecued him some filet mignons."

How do the neighbours react to the strange goings on and aberrant sounds emanating chez Butthole?

"Well, the nearest neighbour is 10 acres away and, when I met him, the first thing he said was, 'Hi, I'm James, I'm into rebirthing and psycho-massage.' The other neighbours are these people who own a 1,000-acre ranch which they inherited from the guy who invented the coat-hanger. So we don't get too much trouble from the neighbours.

What kind of stuff have you been playing on the family stereo recently?

Gibby: "I'm listening to quite a lot of heavy metal these days. It seems like metal's got so fast, it's slowed down. If you play it at a low volume, it's like ambient music, like a chorus of buzz-saws."

Jeff: "I like MC 900 Ft Jesus and Eric B & Rakim. I like the heavy low-end bass. The low end is my thing, that's what I always look to aggravate in the Buttholes' sound. Who care about guitars, y'know? I'm always looking for new ways to make the low end more gruelling."

And what does the future hold in store?

"That's half the fun, siting around the family bong and spacin' out on ideas, and then forgetting them. Hey, man, I can see a big ole roadrunner in that cloud - it's bad-ass! We don't want to take Jackofficers party, with a huge sound system, and elephants and chickens and monkeys with skateboards. Shit like that. It would be real nice to have two bad-ass titty dancers from New England onstage with us!"


more Buttholes writing -- album reviews and live reviews -- here

Saturday, July 5, 2008



PULP
We Love Life
Uncut, 2001

by Simon Reynolds


This is essentially Pulp's make-or-break record in terms of them remaining any kind of mainstream pop force. After the sales shortfall of This Is Hardcore, their career arc would logically point towards settling into a sort of Lukes Haines-level culthood: literate, mordant pop that reaps critical acclaim for its probing of England's seamy underbelly. But this would be settling for less: there's clearly a populist streak to Jarvis Cocker, a rabble-rousing, Everyman-championing impulse evident in the anthemic-ness of "Mis-Shapes" and "Common People," and his thrilling disruption of Michael Jackson at the Brits.

Pulp are the kind of group whose music is somehow massively enhanced by massive popularity, and arguably diminished in corresponding proportions by its absence. So the choice of Scott Walker as producer of their comeback--while sure to make hipster sorts like myself moisten their underpants with excitement--is not terribly auspicious. Walker, after all, is the heart-throb crooner who whittled away his Sixties fame with four brilliantly pretentious solo albums, and whose sole recording of the last decade was the ultra-abstruse Tilt. While We Love Life never approaches the forbidding orchestral density of that album, there is a Scott-like grandeur in the sheer size of the sound. And words-wise it's almost like Cocker's ratcheted up the ambitiousness levels to match the producer's visionary lyrical scope.

Nowhere is that more apparent than with the opening two-song suite of "Weeds" and "Weeds II (Origin of the Species)". As mulch-for-metaphor, gardening goes to the core of Englishness--Gardener's Question Time, landscape gardening at stately homes, allotments, the garden city movement. Even in pop, it's got potent resonances: the image of youth as "flowers in the dustbin" in the Pistols's "God Save the Queen," Flowered Up. "Weeds" is essentially a rewrite of "Mis-Shapes", replacing the first song's imagery of broken biscuits with the renegade plants that every gardener fears, and that for Cocker symbolize the underclass as the enemy within Albion's green and pleasant land. Set to a majestic lumber that recalls Led Zep's "Kashmir", the song vaguely heralds some kind of vengeance for this vegetable proletariat.

"Origin of the Species" shifts up several gears in terms of complexity and provocation. Musically, it's a breathtaking panorama of symphonic funk, full of eerie spaces and soaring clusters of backing harmony. Lyrically, it transforms the insights of "Common People" about class tourists and slumming voyeurs into a grand indictment of the way the music industry operates: picking up on underclass innovations in style and expression, then mass-marketing them to a middle class audience eager for a controlled dose of life on the edge. Cocker brilliantly sustains the gardening imagery (cuttings, hothouses, poor soil, exotic strains, "very short flowering seasons", first bloomings swiftly followed by decay) but then almost overloads this perilously extended metaphor by introducing the other connotations of "weed", as drug: "growing wild then harvested in their prime", and proffered at dinner parties as "a sensational buzz". But a searing rage surfaces through this elegant allegory, in lines like "take a photo of life in the margins... then get a taxi home" or the parodied condescension of "c'mon do your funny little dance." For clearly Jarvis feels this is how he's treated: as a pet freak.

The two "Weeds" are just the start of a thread of imagery relating to flora and fauna, the English countryside, Nature as despoiled yet resilient and renewing. "The Trees" starts with the stop-you-in-your-tracks image of the protagonist shooting a magpie to the ground with an air rifle---an appropriate one-for-sorrow kick-off to a song about a dead love affair. It's a lyrical tour-de-force that risks absurdity but achieves a sort of Nick-Cave-aping-Jimmy-Webb pathos, from the heavy-hearted sigh of the chorus ("those useless trees/produce the air that I am breathing... those useless trees/they never said that you were leaving") to the lines "the smell of leaf mold and the sweetness of decay/are the incense at the funeral procession here today." The music is stunning, driven by a Walker-esque orchestral riff borrowed from a Sixties spy-movie soundtrack and encompassing an exquisitely forlorn electric organ solo that's pure Robert Wyatt.

Eight minutes long, "Wickerman" is the album's centrepiece: it's about a real river that flows underneath Sheffield, channelled through "dirty brickwork conduits." Cocker's lyrics make me think of John Cooper Clarke's "Beasley Street" or Morrissey's "river/ the color of lead." This is a stream of memory that carries Jarvis back to moments in love, like a first kiss in a shabby cafe where outside "a child's toy horse ride... played such a ridiculously tragic tune." This girl is a composite of lost lovers: he recalls another riverbank vignette, "except you were somebody else". The river is also a witness, a Cocker-like observer of ordinary lives, flowing beneath "pensioners gathering dust like bowls of plastic tulips" and passing an old sweets factory that burned down decades ago leaving "caverns of nougat and caramel." Finally, the river is also some kind of life-force, the polluted pulse of a bygone England, distorted by industrialisation yet indomitable. Jarvis imagines following its course all the way through and surfacing "surrounded by grass and trees". Like Neil Young, he knows he'll find "her" there.

We Love Life has its share of songs that don't quite make it.. The obscurely titled "Bob Lind" is a semi-acoustic shimmer that recalls Felt or the Byrds, but lyrically it's an autopilot effort, about admitting you're a fuck-up as the only honest basis for real love. Narratively opaque and vocally strained, "The Night Minnie Timperly Died" seems like a botched anthem. And I still don't know what to make of "Birds In Your Garden," an acoustic guitar ballad adorned with simulated bird-song and a recorder. The song seems to want to be this album's "Something Changed", but the lyrics are just the wrong side of daft: two estranged lovers lie in bed, together but alone, until the dawn chorus tells the man to shag-and-make-up before it's too late. The final lines, in which Cocker confesses that "the birds in your garden... taught me the words to this song" are the glace cherry on top of a very sickly cake. An atrocity against good taste, for sure, yet there's a sort of corny majesty that recalls "Seasons In The Sun". Conversely, "I Love Life" is hard-to-stomach for its sourness. From the limping beat to Cocker's bile-choked, decrepit vocal, the song seems ready for the knacker's yard. Persevere, though, and this poisoned ballad suddenly surges off with the idiot energy of early Roxy, Cocker howling from the gut like primal-scream Lennon.

We Love Life lunges for greatness in its final stretch. "Bad Cover Version" goes for the Yiddish Grand Slam--kitsch, shlock, schmaltz, and chintz. With its massed backing harmonies and Three Degrees-like bells, it seems to come from the same rank cleft in UK pop meMORy that contains golden moldies like Brotherhood of Man and Paper Lace. Listening, you can visualize the BBC light entertainment orchestra: musicians with their kipper ties and headphones, the white-suited and baton-waving bandleader with his blatant toupee and smarmy grin. The words are some of Cocker's wittiest, flipping the old Who "substitute for another guy" idea and making Jarvis the definitive original and his replacement the fake whose kiss tastes of saccharine. The song goes out with a list of gone-to-crap pop artefacts like the later Tom & Jerry cartoons, the Stones post-1980, and, rather cheekily, the disappointing side two of Til the Band Comes In by Scott Walker.

"Road Kill" is all slow building grandeur a la "By The Time I Get To Phoenix", cymbal-smashes like sea-spray in slow-motion, up-swirling spires of sound. It's about another doomed love, heralded by the ghastly portent of a deer struck down and "dying in the road". Cocker sifts through precious memories, images like scars on his mind's eye: "all these things I see... though I don't see you anymore".

Finally, "Sunrise" recalls Sixties balladeer Tim Rose, who specialized in a sort of anti-heroic grandeur. Likewise Cocker's protagonist hates the sun because its glare starkly illuminates his mountainous failures. If the clever-clever self-deprecation of lines about overfilling "the ashtray of my life" or how "my achievements in days of yore/range from pathetic to piss-poor" lean towards bathos rather than tragedy, everything changes with the shooting-star chorus and its sudden heart-rush of confidence that any life, however fucked, can be transformed. With its angelic choir nodding to "You Can't Always Get What You Want", the stratospheric-drive of the song's final minutes is the essential ascension after an album of largely unrelieved gloom.

Whether We Love Life restores Pulp to the centre of UK pop culture or not (and I fear the bizarre contours of Cocker's lyrical imagination might be hard for punters to get their heads around), this record has achieved the sort of freestanding quality and distinction that ultimately makes popular impact irrelevant. Two or three of the songs I'd put right up there alongside their producer at his most godlike genius-like, "Plastic Palace People" or "Boy Child". There's no higher praise.