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Saturday, August 2, 2025

Pete Shelley

Pete Shelley tribute

Pitchfork, December 8 2028

by Simon Reynolds

The first and only time I saw Buzzcocks play live was in 2012, at the Incubate festival in Holland. They seemed an incongruous choice for a festival otherwise dedicated to experimentalism and dark cutting-edge fare. Although I love the band’s late-1970s output, I never would have actively sought out their live incarnation as a pop-punk legacy act; it was exactly the sort of nostalgia-appealing operation that would usually earn my stern disapproval. It was mild curiosity, really, that drew me into the big hall—only to be stunned by the power and glory of the noise wrought by the worse-for-wear-looking survivors on the stage.

Classic after classic smashed into the crowd’s collective face like surf. I found myself doing something embarrassingly close to a pogo. It was wonderful, every bit of it—even a strange new mid-section to “Harmony In My Head” that involved Steve Diggle delivering a kind of quasi-insurrectionary rap. This appeared to bemuse Pete Shelley as much as the audience and prompted him to gasp into the mic, “What the fuck was that?”. I had turned up expecting something rote and stale; instead I was jolted alive.

Whenever I listen to Buzzcocks’ music, what always strikes me is how modern it still sounds. But that is actually how it works with true innovation. No matter how much time passes—decades during which a breakthrough is assimilated and worn out by repetition, whether by others or by the artist repeating themselves—something of that initial shock of the new rings out and cuts through. And if you think about it, nearly everything handed down to us as “classic” was, in its own time, a break with tradition.

Buzzcocks severed ties with the blues-rooted rock of the early ’70s. No Chuck Berry chug for them: instead, Shelley cited Can’s Michael Karoli as his favorite guitarist and said that his idea of a great solo was John Lennon’s abstract noise eruptions on Yoko Ono’s “Why.” The name Buzzcocks could almost be onomatopoeia for the noise made by Shelley and rhythm guitarist Diggle: a serrated surge, at once coarse and sleek, with a hint of kinky mischief. Shelley and the band’s original singer Howard Devoto found that name from the chance conjunction of words in a magazine headline about the buzz-worthy TV show “Rock Follies,” rock-biz satire featuring a tough-girl singer who cheekily addresses everyone as “cock.”

Although they were in the original core cluster of groups that invented UK punk, Buzzcocks would always be an anomaly within that movement—misfits among the misfits. There had never been words, a voice, a personality, like this in rock before. Shelley sang love songs when every other major punk vocalist rejected them as trivial next to political themes, or—if they did deal with desire and heartbreak—laced the words with spite and hostility. The aggression in Buzzcocks was all in the sound; the animating spirit was sensitive, open-hearted, vulnerable. There’s a lovely clip of Shelley circulating on the internet, interviewed by a TV documentary crew in 1977 when punk gigs in Britain were getting banned by local councils and picketed by hordes of outraged citizenry. Twinkling and grinning adorably, the singer is incredulous at the idea that he could be deemed “vile and obscene.”

When punk evolved into post-punk, Buzzcocks didn’t fit there either. Although Shelley was well-read and philosophically searching, and although the group’s graphic presentation was arty and stark, their tunes and riffs went straight for your pleasure centers; the words were direct, colloquial, accessible to all. Nor did Buzzcocks have much truck with the militancy or didacticism of the post-punk era. The band’s politics were personal, verging on private—to do with radical honesty, the struggle to be an individual, to disentangle oneself from games and masks and role-play.  

“I think people need a new way of living—inside themselves,” Shelley offered gently, when asked about the idea of a political movement by TV interviewer Tony Wilson. People generally assume that Peter McNeish renamed himself Shelley after the Romantic poet, but in that same TV mini-doc about Buzzcocks, Wilson says that Shelley was the name that his parents would have given Peter if he’d been a girl.  

That invocation of the she that he might have been connects to a genuine innovation that Shelley introduced to rock and that reflected his fluid sexuality: the deliberate use of gender non-specific pronouns in love songs, something that would hugely influence later lyricists like Morrissey. "There isn't any implied gender in our songs now because we think it's boring singing about one thing when it could apply to both sexes,” Shelley told the music paper Sounds in 1977. “Our songs our bisexual."

This elasticity of gender and sexual attraction was one aspect of Shelley’s desire to invent a new kind of love song. In a 1978 interview with NME, he described himself as “a modern romantic…  trying to find out what modern romance is..  I’m trying to find something new… All the old kinds of romance are self-destructive because they don’t take account of realities.” On the Buzzcocks’ debut album, Another Music From A Different Kitchen, “Fiction Romance” was about the gap between the entrancing dreams propagated by movies and magazines and the aching mess of real-life desire: “I love this love story/That never seems to happen in my life.”

Shelley’s solution was a radical mundanity, using pained humor to sketch scenarios of humiliation, inadequacy and shortfall, coupled with melody that promised resolution or transcendence. Again, this tension between romance and reality points ahead to groups like Orange Juice and the Smiths. In the Buzzcocks’ case, the delicate balancing act between beauty and bathos was never more (im)perfect than on the group’s second and third singles: the perpetual unfulfillment of “What Do I Get?” (the answer: sleepless nights in an empty bed), the amorous asymmetry of “I Don’t Mind” (“this pathetic clown’’ll keep hangin’ around, that’s if you don’t mind”).  

Although “Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve)” continues the theme and is a fan favorite as well as Buzzcocks’s biggest UK chart hit, this triptych of anti-romantic love songs is really completed by “You Say You Don’t Love Me.” The aim here is clarity achieved through a kind of positive disillusionment, serene acceptance of things as they are: “I don’t want to live in a dream, I want something real… Though I’ve got this special feeling, I’d be wrong to call it love/For the word entails a few things that I would be well rid of.” In interviews, Shelley talked of his new approach: starting out as friends and hoping romance would grow, rather than falling head over heels and then trying to turn that idealized half-figment of a person into a friend and companion.

In the punk and new wave era, people who would never have previously been considered to be pop star material—on account of their looks or their vocal inadequacies—became household names. Part of the shock of Buzzcocks was the sheer ordinariness of Pete Shelley materializing in the glitzy TV context of “Top of the Pops.” With his open-neck button-shirts and slightly shaggy hair, he looked like neither a punk nor a pop star, but more like an office clerk on his lunch break. And he sang like one too.

Shelley might never have become the band’s lead singer and lyricist if Howard Devoto had stayed in Buzzcocks. Like Bernard Sumner following the death of Ian Curtis, Shelley took on the frontman role because he and the other members of the band figured it would be easier for an insider to take over singing duties rather than accommodate a new person who might have his own ideas.

But Shelley would have already been a historically significant figure in British punk even if he’d never sung a single tune or written a line of lyric. It was he and Devoto who arranged for the Sex Pistols to play their debut Manchester gig at the Lesser Free Trade Hall on June 4 1976: a much-mythologized event said to have seeded the city’s entire punk scene, sparking the careers of Joy Division, the Fall, and Morrissey.

It was also Shelley who persuaded his dad to take out a loan for 250 pounds, the decisive investment in the recording and pressing of Buzzcocks’ Spiral Scratch EP, which the band and manager Richard Boon put out on their own New Hormones label. Released in February 1977, Spiral Scratch would be the beacon that mobilized the DIY hordes of punk and post-punk Britain and beyond, inspiring outfits like Desperate Bicycles, Scritti Politti, and Swell Maps to demystify and democratize the means of musical production. Do-it-yourself and release-it-yourself was seen as a righteous war waged against the apathy and ennui so acutely anatomized by Devoto in his lyrics for “Boredom,” Spiral Scratch’s killer track.

By the time of the EP’s release, though, Devoto was bored of punk itself and left the band, taking with him an epic guitar riff generously gifted him by Shelley that would eventually serve as the hook of “Shot By Both Sides,” the debut single of his new group Magazine. Shelley and Buzzcocks, meanwhile, decided that persevering on their own regional independent label was not viable and they signed with the major United Artists. In swift succession, over just two compressed and hectic years, there followed the immaculate debut album Another Music in A Different Kitchen and its uneven but endearing follow-up Love Bites (both released in 1978), then the underrated third album A Different Kind of Tension the following year. The last of these was overlooked in its own time, as the rapidly evolving UK scene left Buzzcocks behind.

There was also a string of eight perfect singles, starting with “Orgasm Addict” (a hilarious masturbation anthem that was, in fact, construable as “vile and obscene”). Together these made up Singles Going Steady, the greatest “greatest hits” LP this side of the Supremes, even if most of the inclusions had barely been hits. I vividly remember the disbelief, aged 16, when the gorgeous melodic swirl of  “Everybody’s Happy Nowadays” and the glittering chimes of “Harmony In My Head” both failed to pierce the Top 20.

In punk-pop perfection terms, Buzzcocks were rivalled only by the Undertones and there was a feeling, albeit a minority viewpoint, that they were the era’s Beatles, or should have been. Each single deserved to go straight in at Number One. But there was more to Shelley than power pop, as was revealed on the second side of Singles Going Steady, dedicated to the group’s B-sides. These grew steadily less straightforward, culminating in “Why Can’t I Touch It,” nearly seven minutes of loping almost-funk and radically stereo-separated guitar-slashes, and “Something’s Gone Wrong Again,” which resembles suspended-animation Stooges, glistening with a coat of frost. The entire second side of A Different Kind of Tension was a Shelley mini-concept album, permeated with existential doubts and askew with a disassociated feeling influenced by LSD. And 1980’s “Are Everything,” one of the first-phase Buzzcocks’ last singles, was even more psychedelic: Shelley took acid for every stage of the process, from recording to mixing, hoping for the rush of revelation to overcome him.

But it wasn’t a case of Buzzcocks getting weirder as Shelley expanded his horizons: he’d always  had an experimental streak.  A few years before punk, Shelley recorded several albums worth of abstract electronic music and some of this 1974 material saw belated release in 1980 as the album Sky Yen. Another 1980 side project was The Tiller Boys, in which Shelley partnered with a Manchester teenager called Eric Random to record the clangorous Neu!-like stampede “Big Noise From the Jungle”, which became a favorite on John Peel’s BBC radio show. Both Sky Yen and “Big Noise” bore a relationship to a pair of “theoretical groups”  Shelley had conceptualized in the years before Buzzcocks: a heavy, hypnotic Krautrock-inspired project called Smash and an electronic entity known as Sky.  Unlike Smash, Sky actually “became real… but consisted solely of me,”  Shelley recalled to Trouser Press in 1983. Made at home with hand-built oscillators and cheap-and-nasty organs, Sky’s squalls of abstract electronic noise couldn’t have been further from the prim precision and candied catchiness of  “Ever Fallen In Love” . Any Buzzcocks fans who splashed out for Shelley’s solo album were likely mystified. 

When Shelley and Devoto first met it was actually through the Electronic Music Society at the Bolton Institute of Technology in Greater Manchester, where they both studied: Devoto was looking for someone to soundtrack a film he was making. “Peter was an electronics engineer and he was into computers even at that stage,” Devoto told me in 2003. With this deep and long-established interest in electronic music and technology, it’s hardly surprising that Shelley was quick to notice the potential of the affordable synths and drum machines that became available in the last few years of the ’70s.

After the band split up exhausted in 1980, Shelley started working on a solo album with Martin Rushent, the producer who had crucially shaped the Buzzcocks’ raw-but-glossy sound on record. The result was the pioneering synth-pop single “Homosapien,” yet another in the long line of Shelley should-have-been-a-smash songs (although this time the problem was a BBC ban, on account of its impishly suggestive homo-erotic lyric), and a 1981 album of the same title that blended synths and drum machines with electric guitars. Another parallel universe / alternate history scenario tantalizes here: a world where Shelley pipped the Human League to the post (they also worked with Rushent, to massive success) or became a kind of one-man Pet Shop Boys. You could even imagine a Buzzcocks that didn’t split but embraced electronics, gradually becoming a New Order-like force.

Instead, after a couple more unsuccessful electro-pop solo records, Shelley joined with the other ex-Buzzcocks to reform the group along their classic lines. They released their fourth album Trade Test Transmissions in 1993, the first in a series of half-a-dozen albums that were solid but never quite ignited the old spark. In 1994, at fanboy Kurt Cobain’s invitation, they toured with Nirvana, a preview of the next 20 or so years of sustained live work.

In the days following Cobain’s suicide in April 1994, Shelley—an early adopter of the internet—could be found on a bulletin board of the now-defunct Compuserve commiserating with fans and sharing his very recent memories of hanging out with Kurt. He cycled between self-reproach for not being able to help the troubled singer and deliberately irreverent comments intended to deflate overly pious laments for the fallen rock savior—attitudes he clearly felt missed the point of punk and of Cobain himself.  

Shelley’s own aim was to be exactly the same size as life, and somehow put that across onstage or on record, despite the inherent artifice of being a performer. That was his interpretation of what punk represented—the artist as unheroic hero, on the same level as the fans. Approachable, unassuming, self-deprecating, Shelley lived out that ideal until the end.

Saturday, August 21, 2021

New Wave

10 Album tour through New Wave

(for Radio Raheem - Milan, Italy)

by Simon Reynolds

 THE B-52’S – The B-52’s  (1979)

Especially after their international smash “Love Shack”, it can be hard to look past this Athens, Georgia band’s retro-kitsch image and hear how tough and stark their sound was at the start. The sinewy rhythms and unyielding riffs find the exact mid-point between Booker T & the MGs and Gang of Four. This monochrome minimalism is overlaid with the garish Americana of the lyrics and image, which inhabit the same ‘50s/60s world of B-movies and beehive hairdos as John Waters’s films. All this might still be just campy fun if not for the soul-power blast of Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson, whose vocals reach a scary intensity on songs like “52 Girls,” “Lava,” and “Dance This Mess Around”.


 XTC - Drums and Wires (1979)

New Wave lyricists tended to approach social comment in a methodical manner, as if checking off issues and themes on a list. In the years after punk there was also a widely felt imperative to write songs about anything but love (see Talking Heads album title More Songs About Buildings and Food). Which perhaps explains how XTC came up with “Roads Girdle The Globe” and “Helicopter”. But the approach works wonderfully on “Making Plans For Nigel”, an unsettling song about parents who’ve mapped out their son’s entire future, wrapped in music that reinvents psychedelia rather than repeating it. Elsewhere XTC’s whooping vocals and herky-jerky rhythms resemble a clockwork toy wound-up too tight and  careening dementedly around the room.


 

CHRISMA – Chinese Restaurant (1977)

Because New Wave put further distance between rock and its American roots, it seemed to open up possibilities for European musicians, who quickly embraced the  blues-less unswinging sound and the primary-color, plastic-look aesthetic of the clothes and record design. On their debut, Milan’s Chrisma sound like their heads have been turned around by Bowie & Iggy’s own Euro moves of earlier in  ‘77.  “Black Silk Stocking” recalls the moody monotony of “Nightclubbing” off The Idiot, while the drooping synths of “Lycee” could fit nicely with the twilight instrumentals on Low’s side 2. But the killer tune here is “C-Rock”. Its controlled throb and silvery glisten induces a Neu!-like trance (and the German group get a namecheck in  closing number “Thank You”).

 


ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS – This Year’s Model (1978)

Like Graham Parker and The Jam, Costello’s early sound is rooted in Sixties R&B and British beat groups, but cranked up on speed and spite and thus reflecting the tension and bleakness of a far less hopeful decade.  Where other New Wavers declared both their entanglement with history and their desire to start a new era by doing punked-up covers of classic rock songs, Costello attacks the past by sarcastic quoting of lyrics and recycling riffs in mangled or inverted form. It works as pop – hooks leap out, you can dance - even as the spirit is anti-pop, perhaps anti-everything. For the Attractions, playing this music must have felt as uptight and constricting as the skinny ties around their throats when posing for album cover shots.

 


THE STRANGLERS – Black and White (1978)

The Stranglers’s classic first three albums, all released within just over a year of each other,  work in the archetypal New Wave mode: antagonistic rewriting of the Sixties. In their case, though, there’s one specific ancestor: The Doors. Keyboardist Dave Greenfield froths over into extended solos of rippling arpeggiation just like Ray Manzarek. You can hear flickers of Robbie Krieger in Hugh Cornwell’s more lyrical guitar moments. And the overall vision is dark and brooding in the Jim Morrison style, especially on this third album with macabre tunes like “Death and Night and Blood”. They even go in for Doors-style jerky time-signatures, as with the waltz rhythm of the poignant and eerie “Outside Tokyo”.

 


THE WAITRESSES – Wasn’t Tomorrow Wonderful? (1981)

When they weren’t disguising and disfiguring their Sixties influences, New Wavers sometimes looked to contemporary club sounds, layering barbed or ironic lyrics over dance grooves. Hailing originally from Akron, Ohio --the industrial town that spawned Devo -  The Waitresses found a home in New York’s “mutant disco” scene around ZE Records. If Patty Donahue’s sardonic vocals suggest a gawky Blondie, the sax-powered funk and droll words recalls New Wave hitmakers Ian Dury & the Blockheads.  The lurching groove and taunting melody of “I Know What Boys Like” is the killer on Wasn’t Tomorrow Wonderful?. Later came bittersweet single “Christmas Wrapping” and the group’s theme for Square Pegs, a cult show about high-school misfits, i.e. New Wave’s demographic of geeks and freaks.


LENE LOVICH – Stateless (1978)

One New Wave staple was the oddball female singer with a piercingly shrill voice and a kooky image: see Nina Hagen and Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons. Of partly Serbian descent, Lovich’s operatic warble and Gothic silent-movie-star appearance coincided with the era’s demand for weirdos (see also Devo, whose “Be Stiff” she covers here). The shtick can get wearing, but on the wonderful “Lucky Number”, a huge 1979 hit, Lovich’s sing-song melody rides the mighty rhythmic chassis of a propulsive groove. Elsewhere, the almost Cossack-like “Sleeping Beauty” recalls Sparks, glam-era hitmakers whose ultra-white sound anticipated New Wave.



SKIDS -  Scared to Dance (1979)

Imagine if rock’n’roll hadn’t been born in America’s Deep South but in the Scottish highlands. That’s the sound of Skids -  cold and clear like winter wind coming off the moors. The band’s stomping rhythms, slashing guitar riffs and shouted choruses create a martial feel mirrored in song titles like “Into the Valley”, “Hope and Glory”, and “Melancholy Soldiers”.   Equally influenced by the clean but florid lead playing of Be Bop Deluxe’s Bill Nelson and the skirling drone of the bagpipe, guitarist Stuart Adamson took this rousing “adventures for boys” sound into his successor group Big Country, who sparred alongside Celtic cousins U2 and Simple Minds in the Eighties genre known as “Big Music”.




MARTHA AND THE MUFFINS – Metro Music (1980)

This Canadian art-school group should have been called Marthas and the Muffins, because they contained two:  Martha Johnson and Martha Ladly, both of whom sang and played keyboards. Like The Members with their New Wave anthem “The Sound of the Suburbs”, the Muffins pinpointed their spiritual habitat in “Suburban Dreams”. But the ennui and occasional ecstasy of life on the outskirts of the action was never captured better than on “Echo Beach”, the hit single off their debut Metro Music. Gliding keyboards and rasping saxophone frame Johnson’s suave croon as she plays the workaday drone (“my job is very boring I’m an office clerk”) who fantasies about escaping to an imaginary seaside idyll.



 SUBURBAN LAWNS – Suburban Lawns  (1981)

From Long Beach, California, Suburban Lawns had the ultimate New Wave name. Lyrically, their prime subject is the post-WW2 landscape of American banality, that same prefab plastic world satirized in films from The Graduate to Edward Scissorhands. In “Flying Saucer Attack” the citizens of the fast-food nation don’t mind being abducted by aliens so long as “we’re back for work on Monday”. “Mom and Dad and God” scorns the parents’ “mindless devotion to lack of emotion”. As with so much New Wave, you sense that these CalArts students can really play: it’s the friction of their ability against punk taboo’s on flashy musicianship that creates the music’s delicious nervous tension. “Janitor” is the jewel: Su Tissue sings not like a rock’n’roller but a librarian with a very peculiar imagination.





Saturday, December 19, 2020

15 Songs of Christmas

 12 songs for Christmas 

Stanford Live - Stanford Arts

November 2017

{plus 3 bonus xmas chunes at the end}


^^^^^^A 'Fairytale of New York'-Free Zone^^^^^^

 

John Lennon and Yoko Ono / Plastic Ono Band, “Happy Xmas (War Is Over),”  1971

Hard to believe that the man capable of the acrid disillusion of “Working Class Hero,” “God”, and “My Mummy’s Dead” could just one year later record this soppy sway-a-long.  Wonderfully incongruous, also, to hear Yoko “The Scream” Ono juxtaposed with a children’s choir. But this was not Lennon’s first attempt at a Christmas Number One. There was also “Cold Turkey”, about eating left-overs on the 26th   - what Brits call Boxing Day.

Slade, “Merry Xmas Everybody”, 1973

Fronted by the Lennon-as-foghorn blast of Noddy Holder, Slade were Britain’s biggest hit-makers during the glam early Seventies. But out of their half-dozen Number Ones it’s  “Merry Xmas Everybody” that has endured as a hardy perennial, reappearing in the UK charts another 22 times around Yuletide. Its blend of stomp and sentimentality captures those woozy-boozy festive feelings. From Holder’s mirrored top hat to guitarist Dave Hill’s silver suits, the band actually looked like Christmas tree ornaments.


 

Wizzard, “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday,” 1973

Another glam-era chart topper, Wizzard’s Roy Wood was a pasticheur with an uncanny facility for replicating the signature sound of admired predecessors.  Not for the first time, the target of Wood’s sincere flattery here is Phil Spector. This time the Wall of Sound is decked with tinsel and the tinkle of sleigh bells. Slade’s 1973 offering was the bigger smash, but “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” was close behind, reaching #6 and making seasonal re-entries on another dozen occasions . 

 



Paul McCartney, “Wonderful Christmas Time”, 1979

This ought to be too ingratiatingly sickly to stomach, but Macca’s deft craftsmanship and clever touches (synth squiggles like bubblebath, that burbling reverb-shimmered bass) make this charming not cloying.

 


The Stranglers, “Don’t Bring Harry,” 1979

Punk-era misanthropes the Stranglers released this morosely languid ditty about heroin – personified as the creepy and insidious “Harry” – as a Christmas single in 1979. Amazingly they would have a huge winter hit a couple of years later with another song about smack, the gorgeously bittersweet and implicitly hymnal “Golden Brown”.



The Greedies, “A Merry Jingle”

Full name The Greedy Bastards, this supergroup of Brit rock scene liggers consisted of most of Thin Lizzy plus ex-Pistols Paul Cook and Steve Jones. What most likely started as a beery jape conceived in a Soho pub – “let’s give a brace of Yuletide standards a lumpen sub-punk do-over, shall we lads?” -  became a minor UK hit.

 


Cristina, “Things Fall Apart”, 1981

Fresh from her disco-noir remake of Peggy Lee’s “Is That All There Is?” – with altered lyrics so decadent that Leiber & Stoller had the cover version suppressed –  Cristina’s contribution to ZE Records’s Christmas Album was a nihilist subversion of the seasonal song, festering not festive.    

 


The Waitresses, “Christmas Wrapping”, 1982

Best known for “I Know What Boys Like”, these Akron New Wavers also scored with this wonderfully tart tale about being too busy and too jaded to celebrate the holidays, but then drops the cynical front for the sweetest of unexpected happy endings.

 


The Pretenders, “2000 Miles”, 1983

Another Akron New Waver, Chrissie Hynde is one of rock’s true originals as a vocalist, with her magnetic alloy of tender and tough, needy and nasty. But here the edge of Pretenders classics like “Brass In Pocket” and “Talk of the Town” softens and Hynde allows herself a completely moist moment of Christmassy wistfulness.

 


Frankie Goes To Hollywood, “The Power of Love”, 1984

Frankie dominated 1984 with a triptych of singles with Epic Themes. “Relax” was about sex, transgression, and shock (it was banned by the BBC); “Two Tribes” grappled with War, Armageddon and US vs USSR geopolitics; the ballad “Power of Love” hymned the redemptive power of devotion and faith. All three reached the top of the UK charts, but “Power” failed to be the Christmas Number One as intended, despite its lavish Nativity- themed video and overblown orchestral arrangement.



X Project, “Walking in the Air,” 1993

This rambunctious bass-booming rave anthem is a Christmas song only by association, sampling Welsh choirboy Aled Jones’s hit single “Walking in the Air” - a song originally written for the animated film of Raymond Briggs’s children’s book The Snowman, in which Santa Claus makes an appearance.  Not content with simply expropriating Jones’s angelic vocal, X Project sullies his cherubic aura too by turning the innocuous lyric into drug imagery: “We’re walking in the air / while people down below are sleeping as we fly” becomes a metaphor for the all-night rave’s collective Ecstasy high.

 


Killer Mike, “Christmas Grind”, 2003

Off the album Crunk and Disorderly, “Christmas Grind” belongs to a surprisingly sizeable sub-genre of holidays-themed rap songs: Kurtis Blow’s “Christmas Rappin”, Treacherous Three’s “Santa’s Rap”, Run DMC’s “Christmas in Hollis”, Ludacris’s “Ludacrismas”, Master P’s “Christmas in Da Ghetto”,  Ying Yang Twins “Ho Ho”, Run the Jewels’s “A Christmas F*cking Miracle”. (Oddly there’s no “Have Yourself a Gangsta Gangsta Kwanzaa” out there).  Kicking off with a shotgun blast, Killer Mike’s seasonal offering does not exactly comprise tidings of comfort and joy: the chorus goes “it’s Christmas time/I’m on the grind/Gonna take what’s yours and make it mine.”


BONUS XMAS TUNES